by Tom Weaver
Recent media announcements that the Earth's population will hit seven billion later in 2011 pave the way for a brief discussion of "The Brain of Colonel Barham," The Outer Limits' brain-in-a-jar "ship in a bottle."
What is a "ship in a bottle"? Veteran screenwriter Ken Kolb taught me that that was Inside Hollywood's way of referring to a TV series episode that cuts every corner in order to rein in escalating production costs. If a few episodes of your series have gone over-budget, quickly throw together a "ship in a bottle" episode and get back on track. On (say) Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, this would take the form of a story in which Capt. Crane finds the Seaview inexplicably deserted, and he wanders up and down endless corridors just to use up running time. On (say) The Wild Wild West, it'd be one where Jim and Artie ride into a ghost town, following strange noises from empty saloon to empty hotel to (etc. etc.). On (say) The Fugitive, it'd be one where Kimble and Insp. Gerard are trapped in a nearly airless mine by a cave-in, and sit on the ground and weakly converse for 40 of the 50 minutes. On The Outer Limits, it's a Donovan's Brain ripoff with all action confined to just a couple of nearly adjoining rooms at a scientific base.
BARHAM (sardonic, snotty): Tell me something, general, how would I do [after I'm just a brain] with pretty girls?
GENERAL (a bit contemptuous): How you doin' NOW?
Watching "Colonel Barham," the diehard horror hound of course thinks first of Donovan's Brain but it's actually more like a previous variation on that Siodmak yarn, the 1958 Paramount feature The Colossus of New York. There as here, the scientist (Ross Martin) who ends up Just A Brain is working to ease the problems of world overpopulation. Following a close encounter with a speeding truck, his gray matter is placed in a giant caped robot which (yes) now develops a contemptuous attitude toward mankind, can control minds and emit a death ray.
"Colonel Barham" skimps on the imagination and on thrills and on sets, and on just about everything else; but for allegiant fans of '50s sci-fi cheapies, 50 minutes is just the right investment in time to make in a Donovan's Brain takeoff with an extremely Monster Kid-friendly cast: Shrinking Man Williams, Kennedy (from Invaders from Mars, The Amazing Transparent Man, etc.), Peter Hansen (When Worlds Collide), Paul Lukather (Dinosaurus!), Martin Kosleck (nufsed!) and, best of all, Anthony Eisley, usually a self-effacing, joking sci-fi leading man (The Wasp Woman, The Navy vs. the Night Monsters), but here doing a standout job of establishing the bitterness, egotism and the streak of cruelty in Colonel Barham.
It hasn’t got an original idea in its brain, but it does have that cast and it's got pace--a livelier pace, in fact, than many Outer Limits episodes that are in all other ways better. So I've always liked "The Brain of Colonel Barham" a bit more than I probably should.
Tom Weaver has interviewed pert near everyone who ever made a horror flick and he's been kind enough to share the chats with us in 20 books with titles such as I Talked With a Zombie, Earth vs. the Sci-Fi Filmmakers, and Double Feature Creature Attack. He is also co-author, with Michael Brunas and John Brunas, of Universal Horrors: The Studio's Classic Films 1931-1946, a book that should be on every genre fan's shelf. His latest is the forthcoming I Was a Monster Movie Maker: Conversations with 22 SF and Horror Filmmakers. Tom has also lent his voice and knowledge to the audio commentaries for several genre films including The Wolf Man, It Came From Outer Space, Fiend Without a Face, and our personal favorite, The Creature From the Black Lagoon. In his spare time Tom is our fact checker. Tom is currently working on five books for release in 2011, which puts a lot of pressure on John and I. Now we'll have to learn the difference between John Carradine and Keith Carradine.
Nice save, Tom, of the few bobbing heads from this episode that's so easy to let slip under the waves. It's an honor to hear your distinguished Creature Feature voice chime in here, to have you walk among us. And any citation of Kenneth (7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD) Kolb is a welcome one.ReplyDelete
Yet another occasion for a round in the OUTER LIMITS TAVERN.
I chuckled throughout, sensing a sort of bemused resignation coming from a guy who knows the 50's B-sci-fi genre better than anyone..and all that goes with it. Seems like Brady and Meryl Abeles did indeed go for a "stellar" B-cast, figuring that it would appeal to viewers who were longing for some "old-time"-Saturday afternoon cheap-o sci-fi fun.
Maybe I'll watch it again some day.
Fun reading. Thanks for doing it.
Excellent and informative write-up of a less than stellar segment. I never really gave thought to how other shows did their 'bottle shows' - remembering a 'Controlled Experiment' as a classic of that type and most often recalling 'clip shows' as of that ilk. Thanks.ReplyDelete
Oh, just one question, did you ever interview Grant Williams in of your books or do you know of an interviews he did where he talked about 'Shrinking Man'. If anyone can help, would greatly appreciate it.
Just catching up here: an enjoyably wry accounting, as we might expect from you, Tom. This is definitely one of those 50s B sci-fi OLs.ReplyDelete
Eisley does do good bitter here. I enjoyed his slick HAWAIIAN EYE guy.
Always found Williams a solid performer, and would love for the 1962 film THE COUCH to resurface somewhere (anywhere) in which he plays (reportedly, well) a psycho killer, screenplay by Robert Bloch.
THE COUCH is just wonderful. During the opening credits, Bob Bloch walks through the frame as one of the pedestrians.ReplyDelete
Even though they aren't SF movies, Wesley Addy of course was also the studio exec in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? and the likeable sheriff in Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte.ReplyDelete
I always like his nervous "Okay, tell me he's KIDDING" kind of smile when Barham tells him McKinnon needs to be killed.
Just noting too that both Anthony Eisley and Grant Williams are Hawaiian Eye alums. Another fun series.ReplyDelete
"to ease overcrowding"ReplyDelete
...STOP HAVING SO G** D***ED many kids!!!
If only there could have been more sci-fi based TV episodes and movies that strongly, intelligently and compassionately advocated the kind of world we could have if people chose not to over-reproduce. And if they couldn’t be socially compelled to do so either. Even if several such productions appeared as late as the 1990s, live on earth could have been far healthier, happier and more bountiful than it will be now and thereafter. My 2 cents.Delete
This is getting into a sensitive area, but I agree. What's strange is that the Chinese government decided to try to do something about the problem, and even though it was something that sounds harsh to plenty of people, it made sense. Then, in almost no time, they backed out on it!Delete
Indeed, by definition, Sci-Fi, at least of the caliber of several OL TOS & TNG episodes, invariably plunge into "sensitive" areas. As for the Chinese government, my understanding is that they were compelled to amend their 1 or 2 kid/couple social and/or taxation policies due to their embracing of trillions in foreign investment capital, as those like commentator Charley Rose have long been happily aware of. After all, thanks to over 25 years of capital flight from the US and Europe, China is now the world's leading manufacturer of practically everything. But those exports have and will continue coming at a heavier price to many there-just as it will continue to be so here-with bigger cuts in health, social welfare, environmental protection and conservation and more. Indeed, family planning would be anathema to a NAFTA and laissez-faire inspired globalized economy relying heavily on more human numbers to pay taxes for health and social security funding, since real wage increases for most continue stagnating against rising living costs, while the wall street elite's fortunes have been skyrocketing for decades. Moreover, despite voluminous evidence and a long held consensus of expert scientific opinion, concerns among lawmakers over climate change, what primarily drives it (population growth) and its inevitable consequences are still largely viewed as a major impediment to the economic status quo. Pardon the dime store tirade. I hope it was a useful reply.Delete
I remember confusing this one with a Tara King AVENGERS episode where a supposedly "dead" Russian assassin was being kept alive by having his body frozen, but his mind was still active, and he was actually able to take control of other people from a distance. At least, I think that was the plot...ReplyDelete